Why Haven’t They…

I was gonna post this as a comment on The Delicious Life, but I switched it to a “Why Haven’t They…”
Everyone in LA is concerned with looking young. From the amount of plastic/laser surgery, raw food restaurants, chemical peels, fake baking and botox, the market for health, anti-aging and well-being is pretty saturated. Regardless I’d like to propose a new form of renewal.
The theory is that bacon-wrapped-anything is amazing. Therefore I propose that health spas start bacon-wrapping-people. Considering how well it works on asparagus, shrimp, scallops and sausages, I can only imagine it would produce a healthy vibrant glow and reduce aging by ten to fifteen years.


5 Responses to “Why Haven’t They…”

  1. tyler Says:

    i agree. but you would need to be served a nice meal of bacon and bacon afterward.

  2. Pirikara Says:

    hahah, is that a guacamole body peel as well?

  3. Food Marathon Says:

    Not sure if that’s the guac-allover massage or the pesto body rub. I’ll consult with the Porksthetician and get back to you.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Interesting twist on my favorite:
    Camarones Vallarta

  5. The Zócalo Jonathan Gold Food Marathon « Says:

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