Hello Kitty Gets Older, Paris Hilton Stays the Same Age

What do Paris Hilton, Dave Navarro and Tera Patrick have in common? No, not that you pervs- they love Hello Kitty. I didn’t realize the extent of Hello Kitty’s subversive undertones, but it seems that it goes hand it hand with having a sex tape.

Paris Hilton at Hello Kitty Party

Last night’s party was in honor of Hello Kitty’s 35th birthday. The event kicked off a three week exhibition (10/23-11/15) of all things Kitty at Royal/T in Culver City. Despite its 10,000 square feet, the place was a mob scene.

Hello Kitty's Three Apples Exhibition

“Three Apples” (the title refers to Hello Kitty’s precise weight) is a multi-dimensional exhibition that is open to the public and free of charge.

Three Apples Hello Kitty Party

The Hello Kitty-themed menu offered at the “cosplay” maid café (that’s waitresses dressed in playful Hello Kitty Food Plattermaid uniforms with a Lolita-esque touch for those who haven’t had the pleasure of eating at Royal/T) includes:

Hello Kitty’s Kawaii High Tea $25
An assortment of sweets, savory canapé, and mini sandwiches, including a pot of tea

mmm Delicious Mixed Mushroom & Cheese Tramezzini $8
Toasted white bread pockets filled with mushrooms and cheese, served with organic mixed greens

Say Hello Chicken & Artichoke Tramezzini $8
Toasted white bread pockets filled with artichoke hearts and chicken, served with organic mixed greens

Hello Kitty TramezziniSchool is Fun Ham & Cheese Tramezzini $8

Toasted white bread pockets filled with ham and cheese, served with organic mixed greens

Hello Kitty Tramezzini

Super Yummy Waffles $7
Waffles, mixed berries, whipped cream, and syrup

I ♥ Pancakes $7
Pancakes, bananas, whipped cream, and syrup

Hello Kitty Pancakes Hello Kitty Cookies

Individually wrapped, hand-decorated Sweet Happy Cookies $6

There was no shortage of art, costumes, accessories,

Three Apples Hello Kitty Party

plush toys and alcohol.

Hello Kitty Doll Wall

Hello Kitty Three Apples... or Four

Happy Birthday Kitty- may you keep capturing the hearts of sweet, young girls and older, not-so-sweet adults.

Hello Kitty Cake

One Response to “Hello Kitty Gets Older, Paris Hilton Stays the Same Age”

  1. Gail Lushbaugh Says:

    We have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these folks? They’re from another planet!

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