Baddest Bitches in the Kitchen

After the Yo Mamma list we’re turning a bit more aggressive, to the baddest bitches in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey just missed the top 5:

5. Martha Stewart
Have you ever been to jail? Well Martha has. Not sure if she had to shank anyone with her own brand’s 8-inch Chef’s knife, but next time she fills out a job application she can write a tidy little 4 in the box asking if she’s ever been convicted of a felony.

4. Bethenny Frankel from the Real Housewives of NYC
I haven’t watched this show but anyone on a reality show about rich socialites has to have some bitch in them. She cooks wheat-, egg- and dairy-free baked goods, and delivers custom meals to other camera whores like Brooke Hogan and Paris Hilton.

3. Iron Chef Cat Cora
To be on the same stage as Mario Batali and Masaharu Morimoto, she obviously has survived her share of sexist remarks in the kitchen. She’s one of the more positive role models on this list.

2. Lisa from Top Chef season 4
With a scowl only a mother could love, Lisa became one of the most loathsome reality gameshow contestants to date. Not that I was watching anything except Padma…

1. Competitive eater, Sonya “The Back Widow” Thomas
Although she’s an eater as opposed to a chef, weighing in at 105 lbs with world records that include:
-Acme Oysters: 46 dozen (552) in 10 minutes.
-Maine Lobsters: 11.4 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes.
-Zocalo’s Soft-Shell Chicken Tacos: 48 in 11 minutes.
-Hard-Boiled Eggs: 52 in 5 minutes.
’nuff said.

3 Responses to “Baddest Bitches in the Kitchen”

  1. mattatouille k. Says:

    wha?? no gabriel hamilton?

  2. Food Marathon Says:

    The Bethenny spot was open for a while. Gabrielle Hamilton would have been good. Was also thinking of Colette from Ratatouille…

  3. mattatouille k. Says:

    oh yeahhhh, colette from ratatouille, she was pretty hot, especially that one angry monologue where she pins Linguini down with the knives on the chopping block.

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